Not Actually A Freak

well... maybe

bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

(via lohanthony)

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october 1st:i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
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writtenpunkrock:

theoncoming5sos:

this is why 5sos shouldn’t have a tumblr

this is exactly why 5sos should have a tumblr

writtenpunkrock:

theoncoming5sos:

this is why 5sos shouldn’t have a tumblr

this is exactly why 5sos should have a tumblr

(via restore-our-innocence)

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fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

(via hotboyproblems)

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choke me

not sexually

like actually kill me

(via bl-ossomed)

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stealthboy:

how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something

(via jeffersonshat)

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zootedboy:

*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*

(via sorry-its-just-me)

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say it with me now

emotional

abuse

is

still

abuse

do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual

just don’t

(Source: reijys, via sorry-its-just-me)

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A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

(via sorry-its-just-me)

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
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