Not Actually A Freak

well... maybe

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

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highlyfunctioningsociopathat221b:

If we didn’t have these I’d have no idea what day it is

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shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

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bold-sartorial-statement:


LITERALLY THE CUTEST PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE I DON”T EVEN CARE
Rob got mad that Rich wouldn’t sleep in the same bed with him he was like ‘I don’t understand it’d be like getting mad when there’s only one sink in a bathroom’ to which Rich says ‘no, it’s like having only one urinal and wanting to use it at the same time’. Dude. I love them though.

That was such an adorable story. I also liked the one about the (fictional) roadtrip, where Rob and Rich are neurotic and easygoing (respectively) friends, who pick up a male escort (Matt) in Vegas.
So much RPF fodder at this con…

bold-sartorial-statement:

LITERALLY THE CUTEST PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE I DON”T EVEN CARE

Rob got mad that Rich wouldn’t sleep in the same bed with him he was like ‘I don’t understand it’d be like getting mad when there’s only one sink in a bathroom’ to which Rich says ‘no, it’s like having only one urinal and wanting to use it at the same time’. Dude. I love them though.

That was such an adorable story. I also liked the one about the (fictional) roadtrip, where Rob and Rich are neurotic and easygoing (respectively) friends, who pick up a male escort (Matt) in Vegas.

So much RPF fodder at this con…

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12 minutes ago

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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(Source: transascendant, via glimmeringpersonality)

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
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13 minutes ago

unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

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15 minutes ago

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

image

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